Name: Julian Sark Fandom: Alias A little bit about you (as non-spoilery as possible): You may call me Mr. Sark. I am a free contractor in a market which requires a particular skill set -- simply put... I do whatever is required of me for whoever possesses the ability to afford my fees. ((Sark is basically an assassin/terrorist for hire. Need a diplomat knifed? Location firebombed? Weapon stolen to put into the wrong hands? He's your guy. He also has a taste for fine wine!)) Conversational style: Controlled, eloquent, occasionally quite sarcastic, snarky, demeaning, etc. Generally polite, if possessing a tendency to look down his nose at the "common folk". Anything else:
So, Mr. Sark, is it? *grins* You seem like the crazy expensive type of assassin dude. Am I right? Of course I'm right. Do you do discounts? Or know of wholesale type people? Discounts for group killings maybe?
*frowns* I don't suppose you could recommend some people that do a cheap, but clean job? Do you even know other people? Like do you network? Is that a thing?
*crosses arms, still rather entertained by all this*
And on whom, exactly, would you want to place a hit? People with whom I associate don't tend to express a particular interest in the murder of children.
They aren't children, promise! They're evil, evil adults that want to kill me and my friends. Very evil. Do you kill with no questions asked? This could get awkward otherwise.
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Date: 2012-08-23 05:02 am (UTC)Fandom: Alias
A little bit about you (as non-spoilery as possible): You may call me Mr. Sark. I am a free contractor in a market which requires a particular skill set -- simply put... I do whatever is required of me for whoever possesses the ability to afford my fees. ((Sark is basically an assassin/terrorist for hire. Need a diplomat knifed? Location firebombed? Weapon stolen to put into the wrong hands? He's your guy. He also has a taste for fine wine!))
Conversational style: Controlled, eloquent, occasionally quite sarcastic, snarky, demeaning, etc. Generally polite, if possessing a tendency to look down his nose at the "common folk".
Anything else:
Picture of you:
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Date: 2012-08-24 12:28 am (UTC)-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-24 12:54 am (UTC)It's a sure bet my services are well above your pay grade, Mr. Stilinski.
Sark
((...I should probably get him an icon which isn't this one.))
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Date: 2012-08-24 01:08 am (UTC)-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-24 02:30 am (UTC)And on whom, exactly, would you want to place a hit? People with whom I associate don't tend to express a particular interest in the murder of children.
Sark
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Date: 2012-08-24 02:35 am (UTC)-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-24 02:56 am (UTC)Diana.
*grins*
I hope it's a fun skill set that's required.
~Diana
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Date: 2012-08-24 04:43 am (UTC)I suppose that would entirely depend upon your definition of the word "fun".
Sark
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Date: 2012-08-24 05:10 am (UTC)Right now. anything that means I live to see tomorrow would fall under my definition of the word fun.
I've got at least one person I could use your services to get rid of. Would make life so much easier.
~Diana
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Date: 2012-08-25 05:45 am (UTC)*pause*
However, I regret to inform you that I don't perform my services as a favor.
Sark
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Date: 2012-08-24 03:05 am (UTC)*shrugs deciding when in rome, since nothing here seems to be normal, and her little brother might be this guy one day*
Beer?
~Fiona
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Date: 2012-08-25 05:51 am (UTC)I'm afraid I'll decline, but thank you.
*raises eyebrow*
And yet despite your remark about "shady men", you appear to have no qualms about consorting with one.
Sark
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Date: 2012-08-26 01:47 am (UTC)*looks at her oddly*
...I don't suppose we've met?
Sark
((He's not recognizing her, obviously -- just the fact that he's slept with someone with the same exact face :P))
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Date: 2012-08-26 11:55 pm (UTC)Right. Of course not. Forgive me, aside from your hair and skin, you look... remarkably familiar.
*raises eyebrow skeptically*
Or multiple someones. You aren't exactly subtle in your conquests, Ms. Gaila.
Sark
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Date: 2012-08-24 08:59 pm (UTC)- Kakashi
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Date: 2012-08-26 01:40 am (UTC)Sark
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Date: 2012-08-26 03:23 am (UTC)- Kakashi
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Date: 2012-08-24 11:48 pm (UTC)Good one, Doc. You're an assassin.
I mean, don't get me wrong, the new look is better, but I think I'm still going to have to say no.
You should keep the whole...dangerous thing though. It's really working for you.
- Ruby
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Date: 2012-08-25 12:27 am (UTC)Sark
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Date: 2012-08-25 12:29 am (UTC)You're really into this, aren't you? What? Did they have a drama club in med school or something?
- Ruby
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Date: 2012-08-26 01:36 am (UTC)...I believe you have me confused.
Sark
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Date: 2012-08-26 01:56 am (UTC)Pretty sure you're the one confused.
Did you hit your head or something? Want me to call one of the nurses?
- Ruby
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