GTKY post

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

The claims post is taking off, so here's the GTKY post! Please make a new comment for each of your characters!

<b>Name:</b> <b>Fandom:</b> <b>A little bit about you (as non-spoilery as possible):</b> <b>Conversational style:</b> <b>Anything else:</b> <b>Picture of you:</b>

Comments

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

Well, me and my ragtag team of teenagers can't exactly get the job done, so I was hoping a professional would be able to do it. *sighs* I guess Derek will really have to train me to fight after all. It won't be pretty. Most likely embarrassing. Is there wrestling or like, actual contact whenever you train to fight? You seem like you would know.

*thinks* A prostitute?

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

*flat look*

Unless you intend to take down your target through a remarkable display of telekinesis, close combat training will require physical contact, yes.

...How you choose to spend your money is your business, Mr. Stilinski. I don't particularly care to know.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

*whines* But that will make it even more awkward.

*thinks* Well, a prostitute could get expensive, I guess. Plus those awkward negotiations. Maybe I'll just buy booze.

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

*side-eyes*

Right.

Perhaps you should get to that.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

Have you ever had to hand-to-hand training with someone you had a crush on? Cause I feel like that be the seventh level of hell there. All that touching and rolling around and adrenaline and testosterone.

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

*brief moment, eyeing him*

...

Perhaps you would be better suited for training in marksmanship.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

That would be awesome! I don't think Derek would trust me with a gun. Though, can you blame him with all my hyperness and the ADHD? I could be dangerous with a gun. I'm dangerous just standing somewhere.

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

I believe that's what training is for.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

I guess. Can you be trained without shooting bullets? Because if you can, that'd probably be the safest way for me. I mean, less chance of killing myself or someone else or a tree or something. Guess I couldn't really practice my aim though.

*thinks* Or you could train me instead of the sourwolf. *grins*

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

...And why would I do that?

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

To save the world from the horror of letting me loose on it with a gun and no training. Or nothing and no training, really.

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

...Perhaps you have not been paying close attention, Mr. Stilinski, but my motives don't tend toward the altruistic.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

Okay, that is true. Uh, well, you could train me and maybe I could be your apprentice! The Robin to your Batman! The Sundance Kid to your Butch!

-Stiles