GTKY post

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

The claims post is taking off, so here's the GTKY post! Please make a new comment for each of your characters!

<b>Name:</b> <b>Fandom:</b> <b>A little bit about you (as non-spoilery as possible):</b> <b>Conversational style:</b> <b>Anything else:</b> <b>Picture of you:</b>

Comments

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

*crosses arms, still rather entertained by all this*

And on whom, exactly, would you want to place a hit? People with whom I associate don't tend to express a particular interest in the murder of children.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

They aren't children, promise! They're evil, evil adults that want to kill me and my friends. Very evil. Do you kill with no questions asked? This could get awkward otherwise.

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

*skeptical look*

Right.

I'm certain there are many who would take your money in a heartbeat, Mr. Stilinski. But whether or not they would perform to your expectations or allow you to walk away debt free is another matter entirely. I hope you realize that putting your murder in someone else's hands gives them far more power over you than it does the other way around.

Perhaps your money would be better spent on something more befitting the average American teenager. I can only assume you know more about what that would be than I would.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

Well, me and my ragtag team of teenagers can't exactly get the job done, so I was hoping a professional would be able to do it. *sighs* I guess Derek will really have to train me to fight after all. It won't be pretty. Most likely embarrassing. Is there wrestling or like, actual contact whenever you train to fight? You seem like you would know.

*thinks* A prostitute?

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

*flat look*

Unless you intend to take down your target through a remarkable display of telekinesis, close combat training will require physical contact, yes.

...How you choose to spend your money is your business, Mr. Stilinski. I don't particularly care to know.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

*whines* But that will make it even more awkward.

*thinks* Well, a prostitute could get expensive, I guess. Plus those awkward negotiations. Maybe I'll just buy booze.

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

*side-eyes*

Right.

Perhaps you should get to that.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

Have you ever had to hand-to-hand training with someone you had a crush on? Cause I feel like that be the seventh level of hell there. All that touching and rolling around and adrenaline and testosterone.

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

*brief moment, eyeing him*

...

Perhaps you would be better suited for training in marksmanship.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

That would be awesome! I don't think Derek would trust me with a gun. Though, can you blame him with all my hyperness and the ADHD? I could be dangerous with a gun. I'm dangerous just standing somewhere.

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

I believe that's what training is for.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

I guess. Can you be trained without shooting bullets? Because if you can, that'd probably be the safest way for me. I mean, less chance of killing myself or someone else or a tree or something. Guess I couldn't really practice my aim though.

*thinks* Or you could train me instead of the sourwolf. *grins*

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

...And why would I do that?

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

To save the world from the horror of letting me loose on it with a gun and no training. Or nothing and no training, really.

-Stiles

[thewonderkitten.livejournal.com]

...Perhaps you have not been paying close attention, Mr. Stilinski, but my motives don't tend toward the altruistic.

Sark

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

Okay, that is true. Uh, well, you could train me and maybe I could be your apprentice! The Robin to your Batman! The Sundance Kid to your Butch!

-Stiles