GTKY post

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

The claims post is taking off, so here's the GTKY post! Please make a new comment for each of your characters!

<b>Name:</b> <b>Fandom:</b> <b>A little bit about you (as non-spoilery as possible):</b> <b>Conversational style:</b> <b>Anything else:</b> <b>Picture of you:</b>

Comments

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

Good to see that you're still your sourwolf self. *grins*

So, um, hypothetically, if a human came to you asking you if they were attractive, would you eat said human? Keep in mind that this is an insecure human with feelings and body parts that could be broken easily.

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

I don't eat annoying humans. Obviously. *glares at you*

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

You threaten to all the time!

*pauses* So, um, do you? Find me attractive, I mean? In a purely objective way! Oh god, that was embarrassing as soon as I said it. And it'd be even more embarrassing if you answered. So, could we, uh, just forget this ever happened? Please?

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

I only threaten to rip their throats out. With my teeth. I never said anything about eating.

*stares at you*

Yes.

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

You never specified what you'd do with said throat!

Right, okay, good. *pauses* Wait, what? I asked a lot of questions just then, what was the yes for?

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

*glares*

What do you think it's for? I thought you didn't want to talk about it.

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

Oh, right uh, gotcha. *frowns* Completely forgotten.

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

Good boy.

*gives a small smirk with a bit of too much teeth*

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

*totally does not whimper*

*pouts and flops onto a nearby couch* What am I doing, Derek?

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

Testing my self control around you?

*frowns* What ARE you doing, Stiles?

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

I don't know. *whines* I've been crushing on Lydia forever, but I'm wondering if it's the chase that's attractive now instead of her. I mean, after 10 years, the spark is bound to burn out in a relationship, right? *laughs* And I, uh *looks around* thought I had something with Danny, but I read too much into it. And no one is ever going to like me and Danny tells me to relax and not worry, but that's not who I am! I'm a worry wart. I'm like, the biggest wart on the toad. I should just become a nun!

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

*stares at you*

I get Lydia. But Danny? Really?

*looks around for the other teenager, glad he isn't around*

Yes. You do worry too much. And no, you won't become a nun. For start, you would need to learn to be quiet for that.

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

*crosses arms against chest* He was nice to me, okay? That's more than most people. And he actually danced with me and complimented me. Sue me for wanting to feel like the pretty princess at the ball!

Oh my god, who came up with that rule? Why do nuns have to be quiet? Isn't it bad enough they have to put up with unruly children and not have sex?

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

He... danced. And compliment you. *glares* I saved your life. And didn't kill you. Yet. Despite it all...

*frowns*

So, you want to become a nun and never have sex?

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

*tilts head at* You...what...did you just? What? Are you comparing yourself to Danny? Because let me tell you, it takes a lot more than that in order to attract someone. Like, you got all...that *gestures at body*. But not killing someone and threatening them is not how it's done! Even if it's some kind of weird, primal werewolf thing. In which case, it's the 21st century, some people liked to be wooed! And threatening people isn't wooing them, okay?

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

*glares*

I was just pointing it out that Danny wasn't the only one who has been nice to you.

...

You want to be wooed? Really?

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh, sure you were. I believe you and all your believable words.

*pouts* Yes. And don't call me a girl for it! I just...want to feel appreciated. I don't really get that. I mean, I run around saving everyone's asses and staying up until 4am, researching, but no one stops to say "thank you, Stiles." Or "Are you okay, Stiles?" Or "So how are you adjusting to the whole everything in the world is out to kill you now that you consort with werewolves, Stiles?"

So, yes, I think I deserve a little wooing and being taken care of, but no one's signing up for the job! But if you don't do it, I'm sure I'll have people knocking my door down in a few years. *grins*

-Stiles

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

What? What did I do now? I don't deserve that sassy eyeroll, mister!

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

You talk too much. And you're being an idiot. Just because people don't say it doesn't mean they don't appreciate you.

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be used to the talking by now? I thought you would have already started to tune it out. I feel touched that you actively listen to all the words I say. *crosses arms* And how am I supposed to know people appreciate me if they don't tell me? I don't have super secret werewolfy sniff powers. That is one power that hasn't rubbed off on me yet, sadly.

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

It's easier to tune you out when you're talking about nothing but irrelevant things.

*tilts head* What power has rubbed off on you? Scott's overfeelings is NOT a werewolf power, by the way.

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

Hey! Everything I talk about is relevant! Or else I wouldn't talk about it, duh!

The ninja skills, obviously. I mean, have you seen me kick ass lately? It's pretty...kick ass. *laughs* *does lame karate move*

-Stiles

[haruechan.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow*

*tilts head*

Actually I don't remember you ever kicking anyone's ass. Ever.

~ Derek

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

I totally did that thing with Jackson. And then there was the uh. *thinks* Okay, fine, I haven't actually kicked anyone's ass, but if I had to I totally could. I can prove it too. Give me someone's ass to kick. Hi-yah!

-Stiles