I don't know. *whines* I've been crushing on Lydia forever, but I'm wondering if it's the chase that's attractive now instead of her. I mean, after 10 years, the spark is bound to burn out in a relationship, right? *laughs* And I, uh *looks around* thought I had something with Danny, but I read too much into it. And no one is ever going to like me and Danny tells me to relax and not worry, but that's not who I am! I'm a worry wart. I'm like, the biggest wart on the toad. I should just become a nun!
*crosses arms against chest* He was nice to me, okay? That's more than most people. And he actually danced with me and complimented me. Sue me for wanting to feel like the pretty princess at the ball!
Oh my god, who came up with that rule? Why do nuns have to be quiet? Isn't it bad enough they have to put up with unruly children and not have sex?
*tilts head at* You...what...did you just? What? Are you comparing yourself to Danny? Because let me tell you, it takes a lot more than that in order to attract someone. Like, you got all...that *gestures at body*. But not killing someone and threatening them is not how it's done! Even if it's some kind of weird, primal werewolf thing. In which case, it's the 21st century, some people liked to be wooed! And threatening people isn't wooing them, okay?
Uh-huh, sure you were. I believe you and all your believable words.
*pouts* Yes. And don't call me a girl for it! I just...want to feel appreciated. I don't really get that. I mean, I run around saving everyone's asses and staying up until 4am, researching, but no one stops to say "thank you, Stiles." Or "Are you okay, Stiles?" Or "So how are you adjusting to the whole everything in the world is out to kill you now that you consort with werewolves, Stiles?"
So, yes, I think I deserve a little wooing and being taken care of, but no one's signing up for the job! But if you don't do it, I'm sure I'll have people knocking my door down in a few years. *grins*
Shouldn't you be used to the talking by now? I thought you would have already started to tune it out. I feel touched that you actively listen to all the words I say. *crosses arms* And how am I supposed to know people appreciate me if they don't tell me? I don't have super secret werewolfy sniff powers. That is one power that hasn't rubbed off on me yet, sadly.
I totally did that thing with Jackson. And then there was the uh. *thinks* Okay, fine, I haven't actually kicked anyone's ass, but if I had to I totally could. I can prove it too. Give me someone's ass to kick. Hi-yah!
I could probably kick Scott! If he was all distracted by the hot girlfriend, of course, which is like, always.
That would actually be productive. Good job on logical thinking, sourwolf! It would be good to defend myself instead of being saved like a damsel in distress all the time. Because Stiles Stilinski does not swoon! Nor does he frolick with small woodland creatures. Just the big ones. *winks*
I could so kick Scott! Allison could totally kick my ass though, I agree. She's got those lightning quick archery instincts. Don't cross her in a dark alley, dude.
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Date: 2012-08-23 02:00 am (UTC)Right, okay, good. *pauses* Wait, what? I asked a lot of questions just then, what was the yes for?
-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-23 02:08 am (UTC)What do you think it's for? I thought you didn't want to talk about it.
~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-23 02:09 am (UTC)-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-23 02:18 am (UTC)*gives a small smirk with a bit of too much teeth*
~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-23 02:23 am (UTC)*pouts and flops onto a nearby couch* What am I doing, Derek?
-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-23 02:27 am (UTC)Testing my self control around you?*frowns* What ARE you doing, Stiles?
~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-23 02:36 am (UTC)-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-23 02:48 am (UTC)I get Lydia. But Danny? Really?
*looks around for the other teenager, glad he isn't around*
Yes. You do worry too much. And no, you won't become a nun. For start, you would need to learn to be quiet for that.
~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-23 02:52 am (UTC)Oh my god, who came up with that rule? Why do nuns have to be quiet? Isn't it bad enough they have to put up with unruly children and not have sex?
-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-23 03:01 am (UTC)*frowns*
So, you want to become a nun and never have sex?
~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-23 11:07 pm (UTC)-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-24 12:10 am (UTC)I was just pointing it out that Danny wasn't the only one who has been nice to you.
...
You want to be wooed? Really?
~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-24 12:21 am (UTC)*pouts* Yes. And don't call me a girl for it! I just...want to feel appreciated. I don't really get that. I mean, I run around saving everyone's asses and staying up until 4am, researching, but no one stops to say "thank you, Stiles." Or "Are you okay, Stiles?" Or "So how are you adjusting to the whole everything in the world is out to kill you now that you consort with werewolves, Stiles?"
So, yes, I think I deserve a little wooing and being taken care of, but no one's signing up for the job! But if you don't do it, I'm sure I'll have people knocking my door down in a few years. *grins*
-Stiles
-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-24 12:27 am (UTC)~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-24 12:32 am (UTC)What? What did I do now? I don't deserve that sassy eyeroll, mister!
-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-24 12:46 am (UTC)~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-24 12:50 am (UTC)-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-24 12:55 am (UTC)*tilts head* What power has rubbed off on you? Scott's overfeelings is NOT a werewolf power, by the way.
~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-24 01:05 am (UTC)The ninja skills, obviously. I mean, have you seen me kick ass lately? It's pretty...kick ass. *laughs* *does lame karate move*
-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-24 01:32 am (UTC)*tilts head*
Actually I don't remember you ever kicking anyone's ass. Ever.
~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-24 01:43 am (UTC)-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-24 01:51 am (UTC)I don't think I know anyone you could kick, actually.
*stares at you*
I wonder if I should train you or something...
~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-24 02:08 am (UTC)That would actually be productive. Good job on logical thinking, sourwolf! It would be good to defend myself instead of being saved like a damsel in distress all the time. Because Stiles Stilinski does not swoon! Nor does he frolick with small woodland creatures. Just the big ones. *winks*
-Stiles
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Date: 2012-08-24 02:20 am (UTC)You're not a damsel in distress.
*stares at you*
I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
~ Derek
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Date: 2012-08-24 02:30 am (UTC)You are and you're going to do it anyway. *grins*
-Stiles