GTKY post

[sparklesdani.livejournal.com]

The claims post is taking off, so here's the GTKY post! Please make a new comment for each of your characters!

<b>Name:</b> <b>Fandom:</b> <b>A little bit about you (as non-spoilery as possible):</b> <b>Conversational style:</b> <b>Anything else:</b> <b>Picture of you:</b>

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[flawlessglitch.livejournal.com]

Name: Madea
Fandom: Tyler Perry Movies
A little bit about you (as non-spoilery as possible): Heller... My name Mabel, everyone call me Madea, you can call me Madea. I'm a real thug, I'm packin heat. Y'all watch yourselves now.
Conversational style: Blunt, angry, violent if necessary. Soft spot for kids and women.
Anything else: Can cook like a boss.
Picture of you: (http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/crms15/Madea/?action=view&current=tumblr_m0xvxk5WGP1r6jhwao1_500.gif)

[ondragonflywing.livejournal.com]

Can cook like a boss? I'm starving...

~Diana, who is still emaciated and pregnant

((I'm thinking she can have the baby here, so if I mafia her again, I don't have to worry about what to do with that, haha))

[flawlessglitch.livejournal.com]

You starving? Starving huh? Honey, starvin ain't no excuse for not asking polite like. Now why dontchu stand there and try again and maybe I'll think about lettin you up in this house.

-Madea

((good plan!! ...holy SHIT is swapping from Effie to Madea voice hard lol))

[ondragonflywing.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. You're right. Would you mind letting me stay for dinner, ma'am?

~Diana

((haha, I can imagine it is))

[flawlessglitch.livejournal.com]

*wipes hands on a dish towel and nods, stepping off to the side to let you in*

You got a name, lil girl?

*leads you into the kitchen and pushes on your shoulder to sit you down*

Gotta always be makin extra, all these damn chil'ren showin up at mah house every night like this some kind a soup kitchen or somethin. Ha.

-Madea

[ondragonflywing.livejournal.com]

*smiles up at you as she moves in*

I'm Diana.

*sits down at the kitchen table, contains her giggles, feeling that Madea doesn't really mind*

I don't want to be any trouble...really...are you sure?

~Diana

[flawlessglitch.livejournal.com]

*shuffles around, grumbling under her breath*

Alright, nah, quit talkin, eat ya food. Look like a walkin' skeleton up in this house. Where your parents at, Diana?

*plots a plate of fried chicken and mashed potatoes in front of her, waiting for an answer*

-Madea

[ondragonflywing.livejournal.com]

It smells amazing.

*when the plate is put in front of her, she tries to keep from tearing in, she tries to use her manners, but hunger wins out in the end*

I'm not sure. They sent me away, to a boarding school in California. But the world I'm from , is different now. I don't know if they're still out there or not. If they are, then in Colorado (making this up, as I don't think they ever say where she came from, haha).

~Diana

[flawlessglitch.livejournal.com]

That, that is the damn problem with ta world taday. Ain't no one takin respons'bility for their chil'ren. Just send em off, let someone else do all the work, ain't nothing good ever come of that.

*watches Diana devour the food and shakes her head*

*starts piling more food on another plate and sets a glass of lemonade down in front of her* Don't choke on ya food now.

-Madea

[ondragonflywing.livejournal.com]

You are so right. Parents need to keep a closer eye on their kids.

*realizes that that will be her soon...and that to do that, in her world, she may never sleep or eat again*

Thank you. So much. this is the best food I've ever had.

*picks up the cup and drinks some of it*

~Diana

[ondragonflywing.livejournal.com]

A lady who protects herself. I can respect that. Carl always wants to take the bat to show and tell. I have to remind him, it's only for defending ourselves or killing.

You have a big family too?

~Fiona

[flawlessglitch.livejournal.com]

Lil girl what are you talkin bout this killin nonsense, you just a child. Lord have mercy these chil'ren runnin around taday...

Everybody my family, everybody come in my damn house all the time, that's what I do, take care everybody else.

-Madea

[ondragonflywing.livejournal.com]

*gives lopsided smirk and sideways glance*

I stopped being a child around thirteen. When my parents checked out and I had five kids to raise. We don't live in the best of neighborhoods. Sometimes you need the bat.

*smiles a little*

I guess we have that in common, taking care of everybody else.

~Fiona

[flawlessglitch.livejournal.com]

(http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/crms15/Madea/?action=view&current=tumblr_m0a8o0VwvS1r164byo1_500.gif)

You raisin five babies? By yourself, you ain't got no help? Where you livin, girl?

*starts banging dishes around, realizing she has to invite Fiona and the kids to live with her*

*grumbles* never stops, run a damn motel up in this place...all these needy chil'ren, lawd have mercy..

-Madea

[ondragonflywing.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Well I have some help, from neighbors, with the little stuff. But mostly, it lands on my shoulders. I work eight jobs to keep everything going. And we still have to steal new hot water heaters from people who just died in the nighborhood.

*gives a nervous laugh*

No, you don't have to do that, we're okay. I mean I want to keep us together. That's the most important thing. That we don't get separated.

*doesn't realize, she wants to take them all in*

~Fiona

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

It's nice to meet you, Madea. People call me Kat, and so can you. *grin*

- Kat