Happy Holidays from the Sawyer-Collins-Clemmons household!

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone. I'm Dr. David Sawyer and this is my fiance, Bryan Collins, who would probably kill me if I didn't mention his television show, "Sing," which you should all definitely watch. It airs... sometime. On a channel. I should know those things.



Contrary to what the picture above suggests, we live in sunny Los Angeles, and you are ALL invited to our house for a Holiday party! Bryan has everything set up - the food is catered, the drinks are free, and everyone is welcome.

There are just a few house rules.

1. Be careful of the turkeys in the backyard. They do bite.

2. This is the bed I share with my fiance:



Please DO NOT have sex in or on or NEAR it. There's a guest house with multiple guest rooms for that.

(If you're interested in seeing more of the house, here are some pictures.)

And that's all there is to it. If you have any questions, Shania or I will be happy to answer them. If you're interested in seeing more of Los Angeles and less of our party (or if you're one of those people who isn't comfortable going to a party being hosted by strangers), there will be a thread for Shania to give you touristy advice.

This party will run for the entire span of the week, though it's all really in one night. We might post some activities day to day for people who enjoy a bit of direction, but this is mostly a place for everyone to come together and mingle. Get to know people you've never met, enjoy your friends and family. Eat, drink, and be merry... and please don't trash my house!




PARTY'S OVER!

Linger a bit if you like, but the festivities are done.

David and Shania are: cleaning up the mess. Party's over, folks.

Comments

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, he was right. I'm not that good of an actor.

Does anyone else know?

~John

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*shakes her head no*

Just me.

- Molly

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

Just us.

*is secretly glad that he knows something Mycroft doesn't*

I'll have to remember to use past tense when talking to Greg about him.

~John

((I'm watching Rupert Graves's episode of Law & Order UK. Psycho murderers should not be so hot.))

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*nods* Just us.

I'm still so bad at that, but at least you can pass it off as forgetfulness or something. It's an easy mistake to make.

- Molly

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

Maybe it will be easier for you now that you have someone to share the secret with.

~John

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*smiles up at him* I think it will.

*buries her face in his chest as she mutters a muffled "pretty sure I killed my chances for sex though"*

- Molly

((How much of that last bit he could hear and understand is entirely up to you. :P))

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

*tilts her chin up and kisses her softly*

I wouldn't say no.

~John

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*looks up at him curiously*

You're not fucking with me, right? You and Sherlock aren't in on some elaborate prank to tear me down?

- Molly

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

The first thing I'm going to do when I see Sherlock is punch him in the face and until five minutes ago I thought he was dead, so no, it's not a prank.

I would never do that to you.

~John

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*stands on tiptoe just enough to kiss him softly*

Good.

- Molly

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

We can go somewhere more private. If you want.

~John

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*smiles* I would really like that.

- Molly

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

*takes her hand and leads her towards the guest house*

~John

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*stares at the guest house*

Their guest house is what many people would refer to as... a house. How rich are these guys?

- Molly

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

I believe the term is loaded.

~John

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

Part of me is uncomfortable with the idea of something so ostentatious, but part of me is a little jealous. I won't lie.

*heads toward a guest room with an open door, peeking in to be sure it is unoccupied*

Here.

- Molly

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

*pulls her into a kiss as soon as he closes and locks the door behind them*

~John

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*whimpers in surprise, throwing her arms around his neck and kissing back*

- Molly

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

God, you're beautiful, Molly.

~John

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*tries to ignore the suspicion that he won't think so when he isn't intoxicated*

So are you... handsome, I mean. *blushes*

- Molly

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

I'm really not, but thank you.

*pulls his jumper off over his head*

~John

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*runs her hand over his chest* I wouldn't say it if I didn't think so.

- Molly, who keeps wanting to step out of her shoes, but realizes they're making her taller right now

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

*kisses her again and guides them toward the bed*

~John

((What is she wearing btw?))

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*kicks off her shoes right before sitting on the edge*

- Molly

((A dress a lot like the party dress she wore on the show, but not those massive earrings. :P))

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

I think you're a bit overdressed.

~John