Happy Holidays from the Sawyer-Collins-Clemmons household!

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone. I'm Dr. David Sawyer and this is my fiance, Bryan Collins, who would probably kill me if I didn't mention his television show, "Sing," which you should all definitely watch. It airs... sometime. On a channel. I should know those things.



Contrary to what the picture above suggests, we live in sunny Los Angeles, and you are ALL invited to our house for a Holiday party! Bryan has everything set up - the food is catered, the drinks are free, and everyone is welcome.

There are just a few house rules.

1. Be careful of the turkeys in the backyard. They do bite.

2. This is the bed I share with my fiance:



Please DO NOT have sex in or on or NEAR it. There's a guest house with multiple guest rooms for that.

(If you're interested in seeing more of the house, here are some pictures.)

And that's all there is to it. If you have any questions, Shania or I will be happy to answer them. If you're interested in seeing more of Los Angeles and less of our party (or if you're one of those people who isn't comfortable going to a party being hosted by strangers), there will be a thread for Shania to give you touristy advice.

This party will run for the entire span of the week, though it's all really in one night. We might post some activities day to day for people who enjoy a bit of direction, but this is mostly a place for everyone to come together and mingle. Get to know people you've never met, enjoy your friends and family. Eat, drink, and be merry... and please don't trash my house!




PARTY'S OVER!

Linger a bit if you like, but the festivities are done.

David and Shania are: cleaning up the mess. Party's over, folks.

Comments

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*looks scandalized*

Stuart! What kind of a terrible party guest do you think I am?

*leads the way down the hall, looking for a bathroom*

-Raj

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

The exciting kind. *follows him, grinning*

- Stuart

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*makes a face at Stuart over his shoulder*

I may be a snoop, but Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali is not a thief.

-Raj

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*holds up his hands* My apologies, Doctor.

- Stuart

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*looks at Stuart for a moment, then grins wickedly*

Then again... I think we could use some fancy little soaps in the Raj Mahal, don't you?

-Raj

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*grins* I think we could. *peers into a room*

Bathroom! Right here.

- Stuart

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*steps inside and turns on the light, looking around*

Ooooh, very clean!

*looks impressed*

-Raj

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*steps in with him, closing and locking the door to prevent them from being caught snooping*

It is! Nice towels. *paws at one, noting how soft it is*

- Stuart

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

I am swimming in decorating ideas right now. This place is so swanky for a bathroom!

-Rak

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*smiles* What are you going to do to our apartment? Your... apartment?

- Stuart

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*doesn't even notice the slip*

I don't know exactly, but it's going to involve some nice, fluffy, snuggleable towels.

*sets down his glass so he can pick up a towel and hug it, rubbing his face against it*

-Raj

Re:

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*sets his glass down too, leaning against the bathroom counter and watching him*

That's a very good idea.

- Stuart

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

Can't you just imagine one of these wrapped around you after a bubble bath? It would be like rolling naked in kittens.

-Raj

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*imagines something wrapped around him naked, but it isn't a towel*

*shifts uncomfortably*

- Stuart

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

We are so going towel shopping this week.

*finally puts the towel back on the rack, and turns his attention to poking through the medicine cabinet*

-Raj

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*picks up his drink and downs it*

Anything good in there? *voice breaks as he speaks*

- Stuart

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*shakes his head sadly*

Not really. Everything interesting is probably in the master bathroom.

-Raj

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

We've been instructed not to have sex on their bed, but that doesn't mean we can't check out their bedroom.

- Stuart

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

Good point!

*holds up his hand for a high five*

Let's go check that bad boy out.

-Raj

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*high fives him, pleased that he didn't react strangely to the sex part of his statement*

*unlocks the door and heads out into the hall*

- Stuart

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*follows Stuart*

This house is huge, dude. It's incredible.

-Raj

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

I should have been a doctor.

- Stuart

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

You have to be the right kind of doctor, though. Astrophysics just pays the bills. Now, gynecologists, they're the ones who are rolling in the fat stacks of cash, dude, doesn't matter whether it's here or in India.

-Raj