Happy Holidays from the Sawyer-Collins-Clemmons household!

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone. I'm Dr. David Sawyer and this is my fiance, Bryan Collins, who would probably kill me if I didn't mention his television show, "Sing," which you should all definitely watch. It airs... sometime. On a channel. I should know those things.



Contrary to what the picture above suggests, we live in sunny Los Angeles, and you are ALL invited to our house for a Holiday party! Bryan has everything set up - the food is catered, the drinks are free, and everyone is welcome.

There are just a few house rules.

1. Be careful of the turkeys in the backyard. They do bite.

2. This is the bed I share with my fiance:



Please DO NOT have sex in or on or NEAR it. There's a guest house with multiple guest rooms for that.

(If you're interested in seeing more of the house, here are some pictures.)

And that's all there is to it. If you have any questions, Shania or I will be happy to answer them. If you're interested in seeing more of Los Angeles and less of our party (or if you're one of those people who isn't comfortable going to a party being hosted by strangers), there will be a thread for Shania to give you touristy advice.

This party will run for the entire span of the week, though it's all really in one night. We might post some activities day to day for people who enjoy a bit of direction, but this is mostly a place for everyone to come together and mingle. Get to know people you've never met, enjoy your friends and family. Eat, drink, and be merry... and please don't trash my house!




PARTY'S OVER!

Linger a bit if you like, but the festivities are done.

David and Shania are: cleaning up the mess. Party's over, folks.

Comments

[philstar22.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you Steve. You certainly are more polite than the man I usually hang around with.

Do you know anyone here? The Doctor claims he has friends here. But then again, he's always ready to party. If you see a man with a banana, ignore him. You'll regret it if you don't.

-Donna

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

Ah... my friend Clint is here. We were just being awkward together.

I don't know anyone else here. Well, I do now, because now I know you.

*smiles shyly*

And, thank you, miss. I do try to always be polite. It's only respectful, after all.

-Steve

[philstar22.livejournal.com]

Manners. I think I like you. I'm going to have to introduce the Doctor to you. Maybe you can teach him how to be more polite. Sometimes he's just so alien.

-Donna

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*reaches up to rub the back of his neck*

I'm pleased that you like me. Who is this doctor that you're here with? Generally, in my experience, medical men are very polite.

-Steve

[philstar22.livejournal.com]

He's not that kind of doctor. He's an alien. Time Lord, he says. Calls himself the Doctor. Rather pretentious if you ask me, but he does tend to save people a lot. I suppose if anyone has earned the title, he has.

-Donna

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*looks a bit alarmed*

I've... met a few aliens. They tried to destroy Manhattan.

-Steve

[philstar22.livejournal.com]

No, he's the good kind. Saved the Earth hundreds of times. I'm surprised he didn't know about the ones you've met. He's usually at the right place whenever there is an invasion.

-Donna

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

Well, that's a relief. I think I'd like to meet this doctor of yours, if that can be arranged. Saving the world is... something I know a little bit about.

-Steve

[philstar22.livejournal.com]

He's around here somewhere. Just look for the man with a banana. He always brings a banana to a party. He's strange like that.

-Donna

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know that it's that strange. Not compared to some of my friends. Besides, I like bananas.

-Steve

[philstar22.livejournal.com]

Bananas taste good. But they are not what a normal person brings to a party. Spaceman is a little bit out there sometimes.

-Donna

((back to studying now, will be around again tomorrow afternoon after my 4 hour exam))

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

I... think I know how that is. Being a bit "out there", I mean. I'm a little bit out of my time, you could say.

-Steve