Happy Holidays from the Sawyer-Collins-Clemmons household!

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone. I'm Dr. David Sawyer and this is my fiance, Bryan Collins, who would probably kill me if I didn't mention his television show, "Sing," which you should all definitely watch. It airs... sometime. On a channel. I should know those things.



Contrary to what the picture above suggests, we live in sunny Los Angeles, and you are ALL invited to our house for a Holiday party! Bryan has everything set up - the food is catered, the drinks are free, and everyone is welcome.

There are just a few house rules.

1. Be careful of the turkeys in the backyard. They do bite.

2. This is the bed I share with my fiance:



Please DO NOT have sex in or on or NEAR it. There's a guest house with multiple guest rooms for that.

(If you're interested in seeing more of the house, here are some pictures.)

And that's all there is to it. If you have any questions, Shania or I will be happy to answer them. If you're interested in seeing more of Los Angeles and less of our party (or if you're one of those people who isn't comfortable going to a party being hosted by strangers), there will be a thread for Shania to give you touristy advice.

This party will run for the entire span of the week, though it's all really in one night. We might post some activities day to day for people who enjoy a bit of direction, but this is mostly a place for everyone to come together and mingle. Get to know people you've never met, enjoy your friends and family. Eat, drink, and be merry... and please don't trash my house!




PARTY'S OVER!

Linger a bit if you like, but the festivities are done.

David and Shania are: cleaning up the mess. Party's over, folks.

Comments

[hanorganaas.livejournal.com]

Feel the same way Cap.

-Clint

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*sighs with relief*

Haw- er, Clint. You don't know how good it is to see a familiar face. I'm sort of... a fish out of water, in social situations.

-Steve

[hanorganaas.livejournal.com]

Understandable considering your situation. Believe me....even I find myself in awkward situations even at Deaf jokes -cringes-

-Clint

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

I just feel awkward all the time.

I guess it doesn't help that I was already awkward before I was frozen...

*chuckles weakly*

-Steve

[hanorganaas.livejournal.com]

Yeah what did Tony call it...becoming a Capisicle can do that for you -grins-

I had the same feeling when I became deaf....it takes a while...it doesnt take a day but eventually you'll get used to it. I mean I couldnt imagine being in your situation.

-Clint

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*laughs and runs a hand through his hair*

Yeah, being a 'Capsicle' does all sorts of interesting damage. And then when you come out of it to meet... well, the folks we know... it makes an impact.

-Steve

[hanorganaas.livejournal.com]

Like Coulson....the moment he saw you he was like a teenie at...what are the little girls into these days....Justin Bieber Concert.

-Clint

[nobodymove.livejournal.com]

*nods, biting his lip*

Agent Coulson was very excited to meet me. I don't get much of that, in this century.

-Steve