Happy Holidays from the Sawyer-Collins-Clemmons household!

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

Hello everyone. I'm Dr. David Sawyer and this is my fiance, Bryan Collins, who would probably kill me if I didn't mention his television show, "Sing," which you should all definitely watch. It airs... sometime. On a channel. I should know those things.



Contrary to what the picture above suggests, we live in sunny Los Angeles, and you are ALL invited to our house for a Holiday party! Bryan has everything set up - the food is catered, the drinks are free, and everyone is welcome.

There are just a few house rules.

1. Be careful of the turkeys in the backyard. They do bite.

2. This is the bed I share with my fiance:



Please DO NOT have sex in or on or NEAR it. There's a guest house with multiple guest rooms for that.

(If you're interested in seeing more of the house, here are some pictures.)

And that's all there is to it. If you have any questions, Shania or I will be happy to answer them. If you're interested in seeing more of Los Angeles and less of our party (or if you're one of those people who isn't comfortable going to a party being hosted by strangers), there will be a thread for Shania to give you touristy advice.

This party will run for the entire span of the week, though it's all really in one night. We might post some activities day to day for people who enjoy a bit of direction, but this is mostly a place for everyone to come together and mingle. Get to know people you've never met, enjoy your friends and family. Eat, drink, and be merry... and please don't trash my house!




PARTY'S OVER!

Linger a bit if you like, but the festivities are done.

David and Shania are: cleaning up the mess. Party's over, folks.

Comments

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I heard it somewhere, but I'll keep casually passing it off as my own for as long as I can.

- Willow

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

I won't rat you out.

~Kira

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*grins* I appreciate it.

I'm Willow, by the way. And on the Jewish side of the Chrismakkuh spectrum.

- Willow

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

I'm Kira. And on the non-denominational Christian side of the spectrum.

~Kira

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

Uh oh. We'll never work. *grins*

- Willow

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

I don't think I've ever actually set foot inside a church once. Christmas is just something we always did.

~Kira

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

I've done Christmas, actually. So many of my friends did, so I did too. Not at home, of course.

- Willow

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

I think my parents only did it because it was expected. There was definitely a difference after I stopped believing in Santa.

~Kira

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

I never really understood why anyone did believe in Santa. Only that I wasn't allowed to tell them not to.

- Willow

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

I does seem kind of silly now. I figured out he wasn't real when the school bully got presents instead of coal.

~Kira

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

Oh! Good one!

That does seem so contrary to everything Santa is supposed to be about.

- Willow

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

So, what brings you to this party Willow?

~Kira

[queer-theory.livejournal.com]

*points at a guy dancing awkwardly by the bar*

Xander. He's my best friend.

- Willow

[csichick-2.livejournal.com]

*hides a chuckle*

One of my friends is about that bad of a dancer. We've sort of lost touch lately though.

~Kira